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Bhen say batain

A boy talking on mobile… 2nd boy: Kis se baat kr rahe ho? 1st: Behen se. 2nd: Itnay pyar se…? 1st: Haan teri jo hay.

Khana Banana

Ladke wale ladki dekhne gaye. Ladk ne Ladki se pucha:”Aapko KHANA BANANA aata hai “? Ladki : ” Nahi mujhe to BANANA KHANA aata hai..!!

Kamzor dill walay afraad

==WARNING== Kamzor dil walay hazraat ye msg na parhen! Ek princess ne elaan kiya k jo shakhs 5 glass thook wali ulti piye ga me us se shadi karon gi.

Collgate tooth paste

Jab Colgate Dant Se Keera Nikaal Deta Hai Dost To App Colgate ko G*nd Par Q Nahi Lagaty..? More sexy sms

Soft and pink

Shohar Suhag rat ko wife se: Dikhny main to tumhary B**0Bs baray soft or pink hain..! Wife (sharmaaty hue) Pata nahi ! “JITNY MUHN UTNI BAATEIN”!

Tum pass ay

Song dedicating 2 u.. “Tum pas Aaye Yun Muskray, Tm ne Na-jane Kitne Ch**pe lagay.. Ab to Mera L*N Jage Na Sota hai, Kya Karo Haaye Kal se Khalota Hai

Difference between to thing

Do you Know? Kuss aur LUN kisy kehte hain? Bad-MIND:- Kuss RUSSIAN main LIFE ko…. AUR LUN French me HAPPY ko kehte hain…… so ap ki KUSS main LUN aaty rahen………….

L@n Pakar kay

Sexy Hindi Poetry in Urdu Ye Bedard Duniya Kya Jaane Gham-e-Tanhai Kya Hoti Hai Hum Lund Pakad Ke Sotte Hain Ghar Ghar Main Chudai Hoti Hai